Aww, just leave him alone already. He didn't do anything to deserve that. He can't help the way he looks.

On the bright side, if he becomes a cutter, he'll make perfect bite size pieces!

Would eating a blind carrot do anything for your vision or would it just cancel out the health benefits?

No joke, I hate parrots. This picture doesn't even make sense, I just hate them. Vicious, filthy, loud, obnoxious pets. Terrible. Those bastards would totally smoke if they had thumbs.

He's so lucky he lied and said he was a unicorn immediately after Noah scolded him. Smooth move, peacock.