Fat and sassy, yo.

My friend Davey said my spirit animal was a pizza Pegasus with Doritos wings. However, if someone at my Doritos wings, I'd be the best pizza horse. We thought it'd make a great Valentine's Day Card.
I drew this on a napkin at work. I don't think it needs to be retouched at all.

Imagine the commercials!

His water gun is filled with hot sauce.

Just go, man. No one's ever in your bed anyway.

I feel like these should just go in sequential order. It's only fair.

Na'vi, go away! I don't need your help, for fucksake!

That bird WAS cute.
5 seconds ago...

And thus began the continuous ruining of bird-eating holidays everywhere.

Rock fucking bottom.

So stop trying to tell me about them.

None at all.
Notice how I shaded her skin in!? It's because she's black and that how white people grapple with race issues! Neat!

A big thank you

To a gentleman named Jay. He sent me a message wanting me to continue to post my doodles. I suppose it's not something I was only doing for myself. And as much as I'm ok with it being just that, it always helps when you have the adoration of other people.

Thanks, Jay. I don't know you at all, but I appreciate the kind words.

Yep