My friend Davey said my spirit animal was a pizza Pegasus with Doritos wings. However, if someone at my Doritos wings, I'd be the best pizza horse. We thought it'd make a great Valentine's Day Card.
I drew this on a napkin at work. I don't think it needs to be retouched at all.

Imagine the commercials!

His water gun is filled with hot sauce.

Just go, man. No one's ever in your bed anyway.

I feel like these should just go in sequential order. It's only fair.