no, i'm REALLY not suicidal, but how good does that diet pepsi IV look??

i got a blogger app for my iphone! i'm officially a yuppie! meet me at starbucks! i'll be wearing the l.l. bean and listening to dave matthews. weeeeee!!

check out my sick signature! it lets you know when i'm rubbing my privledged life in your face!

(pardon the temporary unprofessionalism. i posted this from my iphone. laugh it up!)