Ugh, she WOULD listen to Sonic Youth. That octopus must be beyond suicidal.

He was driving in the middle of nowhere while heading to visit his sister in rural NY and just finished a bran muffin and a large Starbucks coffee. He pulled off and some hikers just so happened to see him in his desperate scamper to go number 2 and poof! An expression was born! Poor guy.

FEMINISM, AM I RIGHT!?!

Foreigner as in a person from another country, not the band.

Sweet attempt at drawing a soccer ball, me. Hell, I don't watch it - how should I know what they look like!? GO AMERICA!

Guess who got sent to the slaughter house IMMEDIATELY!

I bet Rico Suave there totally got fired.

If you don't get this, then you hate dogs and therefore I hate you forever.

Hey! Add this blog!!!

So my friend Meredith works for the American Cancer Society. Prior that that, she started her own music production company called Cherry Darling Productions.

A few months ago, Meredith got the brilliant idea to merge music and the fight against cancer. This gave birth to the project now known as Music For Hope.

Now, I love this girl with all my heart. She is a good person with great intentions and I was more than honored when she asked me to help her organize the campaign. not only did she ask me to organize it - she asked me to start the blog! I'm suuuuper stoked!!

What I want YOU to do is go visit it, bookmark it, follow it, comment, it - anything! Just be apart of something that has the potential to really become something big.

The more people that know about it, the better. Meredith deserves all the support and love she can get - so do all the people fighting the good fight against cancer.

Also, look for us at Warped Tour! We have tables at 3 dates and would love if you came to visit!!! We also have lots of signed merch for you to win in our raffle! Go check out some of our SWEET signed merch!

Can't wait to see you all!

Music For Hope:

http://music4hope.blogspot.com/

He just wasn't the same after he lost his mate in a freak dryer accident. He vowed NEVER to go in a dryer ever again.

For those who cannot see, the note reads "Goodbye, cruel world."

"Hey, it won't be so bad, kids! At least we'll be far away from your leeching whore of a mother and her successful and rich new boyfriend, right? ...Right?"

Frankenberry would have talked him out of it. That Booberry is just a drunk who drags his friends into disappointment. Count Chocula never stood a chance.

are you flirting with me, cigarette?

man, dachshunds are such pervs.