He was driving in the middle of nowhere while heading to visit his sister in rural NY and just finished a bran muffin and a large Starbucks coffee. He pulled off and some hikers just so happened to see him in his desperate scamper to go number 2 and poof! An expression was born! Poor guy.

FEMINISM, AM I RIGHT!?!

Foreigner as in a person from another country, not the band.

Sweet attempt at drawing a soccer ball, me. Hell, I don't watch it - how should I know what they look like!? GO AMERICA!

Guess who got sent to the slaughter house IMMEDIATELY!

I bet Rico Suave there totally got fired.

If you don't get this, then you hate dogs and therefore I hate you forever.

Hey! Add this blog!!!

So my friend Meredith works for the American Cancer Society. Prior that that, she started her own music production company called Cherry Darling Productions.

A few months ago, Meredith got the brilliant idea to merge music and the fight against cancer. This gave birth to the project now known as Music For Hope.

Now, I love this girl with all my heart. She is a good person with great intentions and I was more than honored when she asked me to help her organize the campaign. not only did she ask me to organize it - she asked me to start the blog! I'm suuuuper stoked!!

What I want YOU to do is go visit it, bookmark it, follow it, comment, it - anything! Just be apart of something that has the potential to really become something big.

The more people that know about it, the better. Meredith deserves all the support and love she can get - so do all the people fighting the good fight against cancer.

Also, look for us at Warped Tour! We have tables at 3 dates and would love if you came to visit!!! We also have lots of signed merch for you to win in our raffle! Go check out some of our SWEET signed merch!

Can't wait to see you all!

Music For Hope:

http://music4hope.blogspot.com/

He just wasn't the same after he lost his mate in a freak dryer accident. He vowed NEVER to go in a dryer ever again.

For those who cannot see, the note reads "Goodbye, cruel world."

"Hey, it won't be so bad, kids! At least we'll be far away from your leeching whore of a mother and her successful and rich new boyfriend, right? ...Right?"

Frankenberry would have talked him out of it. That Booberry is just a drunk who drags his friends into disappointment. Count Chocula never stood a chance.

are you flirting with me, cigarette?

man, dachshunds are such pervs.

Aww, just leave him alone already. He didn't do anything to deserve that. He can't help the way he looks.

On the bright side, if he becomes a cutter, he'll make perfect bite size pieces!

Would eating a blind carrot do anything for your vision or would it just cancel out the health benefits?

No joke, I hate parrots. This picture doesn't even make sense, I just hate them. Vicious, filthy, loud, obnoxious pets. Terrible. Those bastards would totally smoke if they had thumbs.

He's so lucky he lied and said he was a unicorn immediately after Noah scolded him. Smooth move, peacock.

I drew this on a napkin at a bar while eating wings with friends. It was a heated debate. I used ketchup to color them in. Crafty, yes?

These two are such hard workers.

We had to go through some not-so-shining stars first though...




He took too many smoke breaks anyway




And this guy just went postal!


All in all, I'm happy with the Big Bopper and Mrs. Doubtfire. One is gonna take a business trip in a plane soon, so we'll see how that works out. And the other knows CPR!! Two great finds!

There is legitimately one of these guys on every college campus. Keep an eye out for him if you haven't seen him yet - he's there. I promise.



Got rid of the iPhone signature since it seems I only exclusively post from my phone anyway.

GUYS! LOST IS SOOOOO ON! FACEBOOK TOLD ME 3894583901 TIMES!!

I know its a pretty busy drawing, but oh well! You get the point if you zoom in on the subtle details. Note my switch to a yellow legal pad. I'm exploring my mediums. What an artist!

(posted from my iphone. WHAT A NERD!)