HI NEW (and only) FOLLOWERS! THANKS FOR GIVING ME VALIDATION!!!


I am kinda pissed that I set up this whole party and none of you showed. Now I have 3 pounds of pasta salad and a tub of guacamole that will never get eaten.


Who am I kidding? I'll eat all of it plus a stick of butter by tomorrow evening. I have nothing to live for.


(posted from my iPhone. WHAT A NERD!)