Man, fuck that lizard. He knows you're waiting to watch him eat those crickets and he NEVER does. He waits til your phone rings or someone knocks at the door then he inhales those bastards. You buy those crickets and pay for the electricity that heats that rock. He at least owes you one feeding show! What an ingrate! GET A JOB, LIZARD!


I hear Sobe and Gieco are hiring.

(posted from my iPhone. WHAT A NERD!)