Pringles is gonna sue the crap outta me

Cats are the worst. So is the shadow of my head.

If that doesn't say "daddy's little girl", then I don't know what does.

The dreams that you wish come true

Soooooo, I'm back. I've been super busy. I have two jobs and am living at home. Life is pretty great.

I decided to do a series about where the Muppets are now that they're not regularly syndicated. Let's just say life has not been kind to the gang.

I keep opening up the same old stupid wounds and pouring in mounds of salt. I force myself to relive and rewatch an internal sinking of the Titantic with the hopes of making myself feel better when somewhere inside of me, deep down, I know I'm watching something I don't want to see. Something I don't want to revisit again and again. I revisit it because I still care and I'm cold because I still care too much. And I just don't think I want to anymore. I really, really don't.

Ugh, she WOULD listen to Sonic Youth. That octopus must be beyond suicidal.

He was driving in the middle of nowhere while heading to visit his sister in rural NY and just finished a bran muffin and a large Starbucks coffee. He pulled off and some hikers just so happened to see him in his desperate scamper to go number 2 and poof! An expression was born! Poor guy.

FEMINISM, AM I RIGHT!?!

Foreigner as in a person from another country, not the band.

Sweet attempt at drawing a soccer ball, me. Hell, I don't watch it - how should I know what they look like!? GO AMERICA!

Guess who got sent to the slaughter house IMMEDIATELY!

I bet Rico Suave there totally got fired.

If you don't get this, then you hate dogs and therefore I hate you forever.

Hey! Add this blog!!!

So my friend Meredith works for the American Cancer Society. Prior that that, she started her own music production company called Cherry Darling Productions.

A few months ago, Meredith got the brilliant idea to merge music and the fight against cancer. This gave birth to the project now known as Music For Hope.

Now, I love this girl with all my heart. She is a good person with great intentions and I was more than honored when she asked me to help her organize the campaign. not only did she ask me to organize it - she asked me to start the blog! I'm suuuuper stoked!!

What I want YOU to do is go visit it, bookmark it, follow it, comment, it - anything! Just be apart of something that has the potential to really become something big.

The more people that know about it, the better. Meredith deserves all the support and love she can get - so do all the people fighting the good fight against cancer.

Also, look for us at Warped Tour! We have tables at 3 dates and would love if you came to visit!!! We also have lots of signed merch for you to win in our raffle! Go check out some of our SWEET signed merch!

Can't wait to see you all!

Music For Hope:

http://music4hope.blogspot.com/

He just wasn't the same after he lost his mate in a freak dryer accident. He vowed NEVER to go in a dryer ever again.

For those who cannot see, the note reads "Goodbye, cruel world."

"Hey, it won't be so bad, kids! At least we'll be far away from your leeching whore of a mother and her successful and rich new boyfriend, right? ...Right?"

Frankenberry would have talked him out of it. That Booberry is just a drunk who drags his friends into disappointment. Count Chocula never stood a chance.

are you flirting with me, cigarette?

man, dachshunds are such pervs.

Aww, just leave him alone already. He didn't do anything to deserve that. He can't help the way he looks.

On the bright side, if he becomes a cutter, he'll make perfect bite size pieces!

Would eating a blind carrot do anything for your vision or would it just cancel out the health benefits?

No joke, I hate parrots. This picture doesn't even make sense, I just hate them. Vicious, filthy, loud, obnoxious pets. Terrible. Those bastards would totally smoke if they had thumbs.

He's so lucky he lied and said he was a unicorn immediately after Noah scolded him. Smooth move, peacock.

I drew this on a napkin at a bar while eating wings with friends. It was a heated debate. I used ketchup to color them in. Crafty, yes?

These two are such hard workers.

We had to go through some not-so-shining stars first though...




He took too many smoke breaks anyway




And this guy just went postal!


All in all, I'm happy with the Big Bopper and Mrs. Doubtfire. One is gonna take a business trip in a plane soon, so we'll see how that works out. And the other knows CPR!! Two great finds!

There is legitimately one of these guys on every college campus. Keep an eye out for him if you haven't seen him yet - he's there. I promise.



Got rid of the iPhone signature since it seems I only exclusively post from my phone anyway.

GUYS! LOST IS SOOOOO ON! FACEBOOK TOLD ME 3894583901 TIMES!!

I know its a pretty busy drawing, but oh well! You get the point if you zoom in on the subtle details. Note my switch to a yellow legal pad. I'm exploring my mediums. What an artist!

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What a visionary! The white man could never keep him down...
Oh, except for that white guy who shot him.


Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I graduated and then had to move. It's been a busy week of absolute misery.
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It's true, don't act like it isn't.


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GET IT!? BECAUSE INSTEAD OF LOVE, I MADE IT SAY GLOVE AND I MADE IT ABOUT HANDS GOING TO A HAT SHOP!!! GET IT!?

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Is that a dude or a girl? Who cares, it's probably gonna ruin any show you go to.

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Look, more non-doodle art. This is Sean as a zombie. Once I'm not swamped with work, I'll be doing more zombie paintings of friends. This is acrylic on canvas.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Pardon my cursive. That second to last word is supposed to be "purest".

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This looks like Rogue from X-Men + Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Marker and colored pencil.







My venture into drawing sailor tattoo pin ups. Colored pencil.







Mexican sugar skull. And the remnants of a failed sparrow. Pencil. (duh!)






Floating industrialize city. Marker and colored pencil.





On some rare occasions, I've been known to draw some alright stuff.


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This is another one in the Sean Ward Status Update Series. I didn't really want to do this one, but Sean requested it. It turned out ok, I suppose. I just hope you all know what movie it's from. I'll be disappointed if you don't.

If you don't, google it!!
(HINT: check this post's tags)

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Man, fuck that lizard. He knows you're waiting to watch him eat those crickets and he NEVER does. He waits til your phone rings or someone knocks at the door then he inhales those bastards. You buy those crickets and pay for the electricity that heats that rock. He at least owes you one feeding show! What an ingrate! GET A JOB, LIZARD!


I hear Sobe and Gieco are hiring.

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Well, this is just embarrassing.
Sex will never be a black tie event. Or a business meeting at the CEO's office.
... Ok, it might be on some rare occasions.



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HI NEW (and only) FOLLOWERS! THANKS FOR GIVING ME VALIDATION!!!


I am kinda pissed that I set up this whole party and none of you showed. Now I have 3 pounds of pasta salad and a tub of guacamole that will never get eaten.


Who am I kidding? I'll eat all of it plus a stick of butter by tomorrow evening. I have nothing to live for.


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Cinco De Mayo is best celebrated alone. In your furniture-less apartment. While listening to radiohead's "creep" on repeat. While crying. Naked. While misspelling "mayonnaise" in the illustration of the occuring events.

I'll give you 3 guesses as to how I spent my Cinco fucking De Mayo.

My life is a joke.

On a more terrible-life-denying note, where on earth did I get that SMASHING sombrero!? The mustache is clearly homegrown, but that sombrero!? Forget about it!! And "ole"?! Since when did I learn Spanish?! Go me!

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SCHOOOOOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER! SCHOOOOOOOLS OUT FOREVER!! (note: this song is only applicable if choosing option 2.)


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Sup, college?


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alternate title: "capslock: keep going, you're bound to win eventually."

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look at those rabbit ears. i apparently didn't get the memo that broadcasts have been switched to digital.


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this is going to be another series of mine. you all know there are things that every stereotypical white girl has said. this one may not be verbatim, but you all know a white who has said some variation of this exact phrase. she probably looks and talks like she's from staten island.
her fingers are generally not as large as the ones i drew. it just makes her look more in your face and abrasive - this is the exact effect she's going for.
what other things have you heard white girls say a lot!? i love ideas for doodles.


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i've never been that good at drawing guitars (or anything), but i'd say my blogspot friends' list is off to a good start.

i'd also say that those lyrics are most certainly a good summation of gaslight anthem lyrics. if you don't know who they are, pick up a vinyl of "sink or swim" or "señor and the queen", sit on a porch with a couple of beers after a day of manual labor, and spin those babies until you appreciate every star in the sky. then buy "the 59 sound" and listen to it while you drive down the nj turnpike at 2AM. you'll be good to go.

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